My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
if only i could text you this smell
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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