So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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