Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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