my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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