before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Bring me that man meat
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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