Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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