I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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