So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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