He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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