i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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