Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
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