i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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