Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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