normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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