i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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