i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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