I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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