I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
