I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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