I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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