No more Irish car bombs ever.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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