If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
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I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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