When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize
