hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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