Dual....:-)
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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