yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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