I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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