I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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