I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
