I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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