I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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