so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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