is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I think your dad took our porno
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Randomize
