What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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