turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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