Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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