Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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