Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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