he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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