I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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