grandma shit on top of the toilet
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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