Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
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