Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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