Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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