A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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