NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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