I wish my penis had an off switch
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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