so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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