id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize
