Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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