my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I party with great urgency now.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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