Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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