My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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