Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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