I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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