It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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