Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I cut my penus on the lid.
It's just like the Real World with babies
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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