I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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