His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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