Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
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you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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