Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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