Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize