I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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